Pet captions

“I feel ya.”

“Would you please acknowledge my presence?”

“I enjoy pets on the head.”

“I see you have treats.”

“Just let it out. I’ve got your back.”

“Who does your hair?”

“Complimentary massages- I work for steak.”

“You had me at bacon.”

“Here’s the deal. You pet my head and I won’t pee on the carpet.”

“Don’t cry. I’ll clean it up. Promise.”